Caesar (Gary): Welcome, welcome, welcome to Week 16 of the BBB Games! We're now into the Semi-finals! Are you excited?! Ha ha ha. Paul, I know you must be disappointed with the loss last week.
Claudius (Paul): It always sucks to lose. But you would know all about losing, Gary, since you are in the Crapper Bowl again.
Caesar (Gary): Yes, yes. That is a bit unfortunate for me. At least this time I am facing Ashlyn.
Claudius (Paul): Yeah. Both of you like to leave inactive players in your lineups. Unfortunately for Ashlyn, the Commissioner didn't notify her about her oversight unlike you this season.
Caesar (Gary): Well. we know the Commissioner has wanted to see her on the Crapper and in the Hall of Shame ever since she showed him up at this year's Live Draft. It seems the Commissioner's plans are coming to fruition.
Claudius (Paul): Never underestimate your ability to suck, Gary.
Caesar (Gary): Enough about us, let's look forward to two great matchups in the Semi-finals. Justin, Jordan, and Steve all deserved to be here. Linda is just lucky. But in the playoffs it takes some luck to win the Belt.
Claudius (Paul): One day, Gary, I am going to win it!
Caesar (Gary): In your dreams, Paul. It's no surprise that Justin and Jordan have been the teams to beat this year. Both Linda and Steve find themselves as double-digit dogs. The Commissioner was up to his usual scheming last week when he tried to block Jordan from picking up Mariota if Hurts didn't play. After Tracy's team was eliminated, he dropped Tua to help Linda who is desperate at QB.
Claudius (Paul): Sneaky. Very sneaky.
Caesar (Gary): I don't think the Commissioner's ego can take Justin winning his 4th BBB Belt. He likes to think he is the best in the League.
Claudius (Paul): Not!
Caesar (Gary): The Commissioner's best hope is for Jordan to finally break through. Jordan has been close a couple of times since joining the League. He almost screwed it up with the trade offer to Dana, but thankfully for him, she declined it. Unfortunately for Steve, injuries have struck at the worst time. He has to have Tyreek return for any hope of pulling off the upset. But his biggest weakness is at RB where he is praying Brian Robinson can return but it's against the Jets D.
Claudius (Paul): Brutal.
Caesar (Gary): It's a little better for Linda. If Tyreek returns, it gives Tua a chance to have a big game in a matchup that should be high-scoring. Kyreen has been a League winner since returning. Linda has the counter to Dak with Cee Dee Lamb. This game could be closer than many believe. It will come down to which Derick Henry emerges. We're all rooting for Linda.
Claudius (Paul): Go Linda!
Caesar (Gary): With two weeks remaining, Justin leads the Power Rankings with Jordan close behind. In the Total Points raise, three teams are still in the race. Jordan is currently leading with 2,071.14 (138.08 ppg). Steve is in 2nd place with 2,061.06 (137.40 ppg). Just 10.08 points behind. In third, Justin trails by 40.64 with 2,030.50 (135.37 ppg). The Commissioner's single-season record (155.89 ppg) appears safe for another season.
Power Rankings:
Justin
Jordan
Steve
Linda (+3)
Paul (-1)
James (-1)
David (-1)
Tracy
Dana
Travis (+2)
Ashlyn (-1)
Gary (-1)
Caesar (Gary): Well, that's all for this week. May the odds be ever in your favor. Bye.
Claudius (Paul): Bye. Bye.
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